words i guess i can use instead of ‘vagina’

  • miracle delivery highway
  • the no-spin zone
  • that thing under my chastity belt
  • the smallest orifice the government is allowed in 
  • The subject of HB 5711
  • It-that-must-not-be-named
  • The stimulus package
  • the penis slot
  • the baby deliverer
  • my immoral zone
  • underpants monster
  • the pit of despair
  • sharon

Sharon

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