July 2012
47 posts
when a player on your team decides to test free...
allmyhockeyfeelings:
June 2012
53 posts
“Perhaps when we find ourselves wanting everything, it is because we are...”
– Sylvia Plath
WatchThis will what my child is like. No question.
what you want to do when your favorite player is...
allmyhockeyfeelings:
Don't ever hesitate. There's hope.
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words i guess i can use instead of 'vagina'
miracle delivery highway
the no-spin zone
that thing under my chastity belt
the smallest orifice the government is allowed in
The subject of HB 5711
It-that-must-not-be-named
The stimulus package
the penis slot
the baby deliverer
my immoral zone
underpants monster
the pit of despair
sharon
Sharon
“Yes, foreign policy matters, social issues matter. But more than anything else,...”
– President Obama
If you missed the president’s big speech in Cleveland today, you can watch the whole thing here.
“From Planned Parenthood bombings to excommunicated nuns to legislative...”
– Vagina Vagina Vagina. | | The One Stop Curiosity Shop (via wilwheaton)
just a reminder
you are strong you are independant you are curious you are passionate you are just you are moral you are introspective you are educated you are whimsical you are witty you are brilliant you are beautiful you are radiant you are eager you are special you are headstrong you are opinionated you are family to me you are yourself you are loved you are supported you are cherished you are thought of you...
“There’s a stereotype that black people are lazy. I don’t know if that’s true,...”
– Lance Crouther
Sometimes you read something and your whole perspective of a situation changes. This is one of those things.
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If there’s a price for rotten judgement I...
Give up living your life to other people’s expectations.
Way too many people are living a life that is not theirs to live. They live their lives according to what others think is best for them, they live their lives according to what their parents think is best for them, to what their friends, their enemies and their teachers, their government and the media think is best for them. They ignore...
“And then his arm came round me, solid, safe, and drew me firmly back against the...”
– Susanna Kearsley, The Winter Sea
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Television: In the criminal justice system--
Me: SEXUALLY-BASED OFFENSES ARE CONSIDERED ESPECIALLY HEINOUS. IN NEW YORK CITY, THE DEDICATED DETECTIVES WHO INVESTIGATE THESE VICIOUS FELONIES ARE MEMBERS OF AN ELITE SQUAD KNOWN AS THE SPECIAL VICTIMS UNIT. THESE ARE THEIR STORIES. DUN DUN
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‘Do you think I can stay here and become nothing to you? Do you think I am an automaton?- a machine without feelings? and can bear to have my morsel of bread snatched from my lips, and my drop of living water dashed from my cup? Do you think because I am poor, obscure, plain, and little, I am souless and heartless? You think wrong!- I have as much soul as you - and full as much heart! And if God...
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Ella Fitzgerald - I’ve Got a Crush on You
“After administering the wrong number of blow jobs, Crazy D delivered the crazy...”
– On Calling Women ‘Crazy’
“EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP IT’S STARTING”
